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Old 03-04-2016, 12:57 AM   #1
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Worst/Corniest Line From A Battler That You Respect?

I forget which battle it was but Aye Verb was like "I ROLL UP IN THERE LIKE 'HUSSAIN'... AND SADDAM THAT BITCH!!!!!" Fucking awful. That line get stuck in my head a lot b/c of how bad it was.
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Old 03-04-2016, 01:01 AM   #2
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bigg k's kick in the door while you n shorty eating vegetables....putting pussy on a pedestal shit against will always stood out as trash to me tbh
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Old 03-04-2016, 02:47 AM   #7
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Arsonal's 'black, white and red all over... that's a newspaper' bar vs The Saurus. If only because I told a similar joke to my five-year old niece and she shook her head and said that joke is dumb.
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Old 03-04-2016, 03:33 AM   #8
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Probably Mook's Hippo-critical line. Good god that was bad
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Probably Mook's Hippo-critical line. Good god that was bad
cosigned.the fact that he went home and wrote that and thought that it was dope.it wasnt even freestyled.that was significantly worse than "squidward's clarinet".
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bigg k's kick in the door while you n shorty eating vegetables....putting pussy on a pedestal shit against will always stood out as trash to me tbh
Don't forget when he took him out on a late night, that's a matinee
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Old 03-04-2016, 03:51 AM   #11
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Carter deems latest defeat bar was so horrible even his personality couldn't cover it up. "seeing da feet/ duff eat like having supper with lizzie mcguire"
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Old 03-04-2016, 03:53 AM   #12
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I fully support this thread.

That said, "No wonder Fresco and Faggot have the same number of letters" is probably the worst imo
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Old 03-04-2016, 06:21 AM   #16
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Carter deems latest defeat bar was so horrible even his personality couldn't cover it up. "seeing da feet/ duff eat like having supper with lizzie mcguire"
lol that's an amazing line. Carter>>>>
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lol that's an amazing line. Carter>>>>
That's just cuz it's a Disney bar lol. Only Carter deems can say something like that, that battle was fire though except that line imo.
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"Roman like ancient greeks"
"I'm nuts like cashews"
"when I put the canada there'll be nowhere toronto"
"that's the difference between obama and osama's name ... that's bs"
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Old 03-04-2016, 08:20 AM   #19
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"if you time traveled and had sex with thesaurus' mother you couldn't cum pete"

also "lebaneser scrooge"

also something about wanting diz to jack him off.


he had like 3 per round that would have been aggressively boo'ed in a different setting
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"You gone get your face on a 50 like Jefferson" I fuck with tay roc but he says so much dumb shit

"Two rounds and i'll pepper roney" Shit like this is why you lost the title ilmac

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Old 03-04-2016, 09:05 AM   #22
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That verb rooster shit was the worst.

He was so confident when he said it too which made it even worse.
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That verb rooster shit was the worst.

He was so confident when he said it too which made it even worse.
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Come get your fucking cherry popped, I'm in the V with the strap.

Bigg K's first vs Ill Will. Seriously wtf, he was just pretending for a second that they were women?
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"if you time traveled and had sex with thesaurus' mother you couldn't cum pete"

also "lebaneser scrooge"

also something about wanting diz to jack him off.


he had like 3 per round that would have been aggressively boo'ed in a different setting
....and you would still lose to him.
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Cal's skyper rifles bars vs Rex were always WTF for me . He delivered it cold so it still hit but really he was just glorifying being a keyboard warrior.
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"Roman like ancient greeks"
"I'm nuts like cashews"
"when I put the canada there'll be nowhere toronto"
"that's the difference between obama and osama's name ... that's bs"
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come on...it's not the best but apart from the 2nd one they're all OKish
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"if you time traveled and had sex with thesaurus' mother you couldn't cum pete"

also "lebaneser scrooge"

also something about wanting diz to jack him off.


he had like 3 per round that would have been aggressively boo'ed in a different setting

still outclassed the shit out of ol' boy in ever single manner
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come on...it's not the best but apart from the 2nd one they're all OKish
The third one is trash but the first one is absolute fire. Roman / Roamin' like Ancient Greece, Ancient Greece being one of the most influential cultures, even to this day, of the time due to Hellenistic expansion. They competed with Rome and Carthage / the Barcid clan for control of Mediterranea (the Barcid grudge notwithstanding).

Literally a line so smart as shit it sounds like some retarded shit.
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"Roman like ancient greeks"
"I'm nuts like cashews"
"when I put the canada there'll be nowhere toronto"
"that's the difference between obama and osama's name ... that's bs"
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Lmao who said Roman like Ancient Greeks? That's so hilariously awful
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Come get your fucking cherry popped, I'm in the V with the strap.

Bigg K's first vs Ill Will. Seriously wtf, he was just pretending for a second that they were women?
White people are so enchanted by Bigg K he could spit a line about milking another dudes prostate and they would be like "Cot dayum son that was hard, Bigg K da realest!!"
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Conceited vs magic

For all them candy bars I'm loadin up every shell/ it don't take nutin but a finger to put it all in this nicca that's caramel and conceited repeated it as well
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White people are so enchanted by Bigg K he could spit a line about milking another dudes prostate and they would be like "Cot dayum son that was hard, Bigg K da realest!!"
He said I'm in the v (Virginia) with the strap but bigg k is overrated
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Arsonal's 'black, white and red all over... that's a newspaper' bar vs The Saurus. If only because I told a similar joke to my five-year old niece and she shook her head and said that joke is dumb.
And he stole that from a 1966 batman show I used to watch them back in the day I kid u fuckin not stole the shit word for word
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"if you time traveled and had sex with thesaurus' mother you couldn't cum pete"

also "lebaneser scrooge"

also something about wanting diz to jack him off.


he had like 3 per round that would have been aggressively boo'ed in a different setting
Lebanese Scrooge was funny dude

Cum Pete was awful

MC's I ran through for a rack, was pretty pause worthy
The whole "her new man ain't fucking her right" was bad
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