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Old 01-31-2017, 10:08 PM   #1
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Old 01-31-2017, 11:04 PM   #2
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LMAO! Dope story man!! I think everyone needs to experience getting that "surprise clockwork" in their lifetime...

I've never been hit in a square up fight, but I have been stole on twice when I was younger.. Once in a skating rink, this motherfucker literally flew out from a crowd, BANG, then right back into it. the second was in Japan while trying to pimp on some lil Japathot... the feeling is tough as hell to explain if it's from someone with a decent impact... Though I give ZERO credit to anyone who blindsides.
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Old 01-31-2017, 11:06 PM   #3
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LMAO! Dope story man!! I think everyone needs to experience getting that "surprise clockwork" in their lifetime...

I've never been hit in a square up fight, but I have been stole on twice when I was younger.. Once in a skating rink, this motherfucker literally flew out from a crowd, BANG, then right back into it. the second was in Japan while trying to pimp on some lil Japathot... the feeling is tough as hell to explain if it's from someone with a decent impact... Though I give ZERO credit to anyone who blindsides.
damn!!!
haha yeah honestly i wasn't even pissed once it happened, the cops asked me if i wanted to press charges and i said no but they took pics of my face and ripped up shirt, honestly just felt bad for the dude who was alone at a strip club and picking fights haha.
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So hold up...some guy in VEGAS said TWO TIMES...and punched you in the fucking face














































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hahahaha i knew that was coming. lol

when he said that i was goign to make a joke and be like "OF EVERYTHING" to him but i didn't .
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Lol awesome story. I've definitely experienced the surprise punch in the face.

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I have been stole on twice when I was younger.. Once in a skating rink, this motherfucker literally flew out from a crowd, BANG, then right back into it. the second was in Japan while trying to pimp on some lil Japathot...
damn bro, u got assaulted once on rollerskates, and once by a japanese dude who was making sure you didn't take his lady
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damn bro, u got assaulted once on rollerskates, and once by a japanese dude who was making sure you didn't take his lady


The "Swave Sevah - n*gga had motor oil and shit on his Polo jacket" recap. You read the story, but don't really FEEL the story until mdk put it into those words.

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even with that sick jacket on, avo's arms still got my knees weak yh
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I once got suckered after I baby shoved a girl who pushed me to the side hard with both arms. Had the boyfriend looking angry and then got surrounded by his friends saying they didnt want any problems.
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Looool joke story never been blindsided tbh im suprised at the empathy though im 100 percent suing in that scenario
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damn bro, u got assaulted once on rollerskates, and once by a japanese dude who was making sure you didn't take his lady
....Now that you put it that way...

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haha yeah honestly i wasn't even pissed once it happened, the cops asked me if i wanted to press charges and i said no but they took pics of my face and ripped up shirt, honestly just felt bad for the dude who was alone at a strip club and picking fights haha.
when u were telling the story and u said he was saying "two times" I kept waiting for u to say that he took his mask off and underneath was The Saurus
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I once got suckered after I baby shoved a girl who pushed me to the side hard with both arms. Had the boyfriend looking angry and then got surrounded by his friends saying they didnt want any problems.
Lol, read this as "I once got suckered after I shoved a baby girl"

Dead @ "TOAST-eeeed"

Man...I wanna side with you Avo, but you walked right into that convo arguing with dude...smh. Not cool ;-)

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since this is turned into story telling, the only genuine hit i've taken was a friend whos girl i fucked cause he was an asshole. Put my tooth through my lip and then just stood there looking scared. As soon as i moved he ran. His mother was our teacher. He wasn't my friend for some time after that.
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who would punch you, man? you seem like a nice guy... are you a dick when youre drunk?

(sorry if you answered this at all already as i did not watch the video)
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who would punch you, man? you seem like a nice guy... are you a dick when youre drunk?

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Haha. when you add in the fact that dude pointed to an additional stranger, and also stole him, I think the question kinda answers itself.

Although, maybe he did decide "thissss doood izzz TOO likeable...I'm gunna hafff ta split this 2 piece up!" ...and then: "Two times!" happened...
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Although, maybe he did decide "thissss doood izzz TOO likeable...I'm gunna hafff ta split this 2 piece up!"
Sometimes I meet a person who is just way too nice and I just KNOW they're compensating for some dark horrible secret. I don't want to hit them but instead invision myself stalking them going as far as to routinely go through their trash. I do this for months on end until I find evidence which suggests they're involved in something horrific like child molestation or human trafficking. I wait until their birthday and they have had had a few drinks. Once theyre fast asleep I break into their house and place an airtight plastic bag over their head connected to a 20 pound helium tank. I then leave the damning evidence I found making it look like a suicide from guilt.

I dont know maybe it's just me...
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nah i do that too mate. pretty common activity actually.
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Sometimes I meet a person who is just way too nice and I just KNOW they're compensating for some dark horrible secret. I don't want to hit them but instead invision myself stalking them going as far as to routinely go through their trash. I do this for months on end until I find evidence which suggests they're involved in something horrific like child molestation or human trafficking. I wait until their birthday and they have had had a few drinks. Once theyre fast asleep I break into their house and place an airtight plastic bag over their head connected to a 20 pound helium tank. I then leave the damning evidence I found making it look like a suicide from guilt.

I dont know maybe it's just me...
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Due to a tech error all the episodes of "Cigars with Avocado" got erased from youtube. BUT YOU'RE IN LUCK! Im reposting them all today so if you want to hear me talk about CHIPS, DICK PICS and PEOPLE DYING you are in for a HELLAVA RIDE!

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