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Old 03-22-2014, 02:17 AM   #1
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*Time Crisis Round 2* forensics vs thatguy

Time Crisis Round 2

In each battle, there must be a two bar set up and punch that has a theme. The theme for this battle is: conspiracy theories. Each battler is also required to have a name flip.

Let's fuckin' go.

@Forensics
If u rob anyone I know then ur getting the shotty in the seat
If u don't pay wat u Oden im pistol whipping the center of ur body w/ the heat
Whoever said u had bars is a sucker punk, i'll leave this fucker cut
u being called goods sucha conspiracy theory the government tryna cover up
I live by the code of the streets, & u snitching's nuthin right
Fuck Guy Code cuz he never stuck to one in his worthless fucking life
U live in a rotten broke crib, im burring this groupie
U don't even have Cable Guy & u talk w/ a lisp worst than jim carey in the movie
Ur girls only down for the train, on the dick she rides lethal
That pussy like a gang & all we gotta do to get in's beat it w/ atleast 5 people
nasty faggot u love men, u take from young to so old
Any geyser ur type & ur a pro at puttin ur mouth around there blow hole

@thatguy
You don't want me runnin through your house - but I aint talking flouride colusion
In this tourney - fore gone - that's a foregone conclusion

leavin dorks slain in my forte, im the last thing you obstruct
This aint your day. Cause if fore play - you just asking to get fucked (nh)
But ima let your bitch live, so if youre whore wants to tell
I'll make sure yall remember that fore-got this L

What this dude type is separate from what you see - that's a desk computer
me? im dolo on a grassy knoll waitin for this backseat troll - no second shooter
fuck a time crisis - I'm only overtime when I working lots
and the only time you'll see fore arms pumpin - when you jerkin off (pause)

I'm like elvis, I can fake death, it just aint meant to end this way
The king lives forever, I don't care what forensics say
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and jewish people dont eat beef so ur definitely not right on that 1
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Old 03-22-2014, 02:56 AM   #2
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grassy knolls, flouride collusion?
couldnt fuck with thatguy's verse
but forensics came light as fuck....
i don't know
forensics wins by default
both could have came harder
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Old 03-22-2014, 03:11 AM   #3
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I actually really liked thatguys opener. I thought you did a solid job with the theme. Conspiracy theory bars are tough to tackle in such a short window. Forensics had a decent flow but I thought your bars were kind of generic. For a better use of the theme and some slightly harder hitting punches, I am voting thatguy.
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Old 03-22-2014, 03:13 AM   #4
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@Forensics
If u rob anyone I know then ur getting the shotty in the seat
If u don't pay wat u Oden im pistol whipping the center of ur body w/ the heat
set up is bad, and the punch does nothing for me, maybe missing something if oden is ment to be a reference to pistol whipping but googles giving me nothing
Whoever said u had bars is a sucker punk, i'll leave this fucker cut
u being called goods sucha conspiracy theory the government tryna cover up
ok
I live by the code of the streets, & u snitching's nuthin right
Fuck Guy Code cuz he never stuck to one in his worthless fucking life
meh
U live in a rotten broke crib, im burring this groupie
U don't even have Cable Guy & u talk w/ a lisp worst than jim carey in the movie
set up is bad again, and i assume burring is burying or burning, i know we got time limits, but take 5mins to proof read your verse shit looks sloppy. hat being said that punch was pretty nice
Ur girls only down for the train, on the dick she rides lethal
That pussy like a gang & all we gotta do to get in's beat it w/ atleast 5 people
meh
nasty faggot u love men, u take from young to so old
Any geyser ur type & ur a pro at puttin ur mouth around there blow hole
not feling it at all, gay jokes have to be creative coz their super played

@thatguy
You don't want me runnin through your house - but I aint talking flouride colusion
In this tourney - fore gone - that's a foregone conclusion

leavin dorks slain in my forte, im the last thing you obstruct
This aint your day. Cause if fore play - you just asking to get fucked (nh)

But ima let your bitch live, so if youre whore wants to tell
I'll make sure yall remember that fore-got this L
nice
What this dude type is separate from what you see - that's a desk computer
me? im dolo on a grassy knoll waitin for this backseat troll - no second shooter
damn
fuck a time crisis - I'm only overtime when I working lots
and the only time you'll see fore arms pumpin - when you jerkin off (pause)
haha
I'm like elvis, I can fake death, it just aint meant to end this way
The king lives forever, I don't care what forensics say


thatguy spazzed, already some lines of the tourney type shit in there, easy W
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Old 03-22-2014, 03:17 AM   #5
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Old 03-22-2014, 03:44 AM   #6
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Ima keep this one short and sweet. Thatguy took this one clearly. He had much better conspiracy theory bars and name flips. Forensics came kinda light here, but thatguy would've beaten most people with the material he had.
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Old 03-22-2014, 03:58 AM   #7
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Gah damn,

Zip forensics up
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Old 03-22-2014, 04:19 AM   #8
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damn. thatguy is fucking a beast. forensics seen u do alot better, but i respect the fact you did this on time restraint, and you didnt shit the bed, technically. I think danks breakdown is pretty onpoint. Thatguy took this clearly imo. the only thing i didnt like was the jerking off line really. for no time and working in the subject like he did, pretty good material.
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Old 03-22-2014, 09:54 AM   #9
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Besides the two pause moments lol thatguy clearly won... I actually already gave him the win off the first line because it was worded better than any line in Forensics verse

Extra pause at the fore arms pumpin bar still though
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Old 03-22-2014, 03:49 PM   #10
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Guy jist on a different level. Good battle tho
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Old 03-23-2014, 03:28 AM   #11
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It's officially a win for @thatguy
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