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11-16-2015, 12:04 AM
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Best Shitty Battle?
There's a lot of nomiees that are good and some I probably haven't even thought of..... Here's a few to choose from
- swave sevah vs o-solo
- diz vs canibus
- keith murray vs fedro starr
i'm stuck between the o-solo and fedro joint. What else am i forgeting?
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11-16-2015, 12:16 AM
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We in here
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Swave Sevah vs O-Solo isn't shitty.
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Its called battle rap, not battle skin.
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Hell yeah, about to smoke some weed from my special gandalf replica pipe and watch this
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Originally Posted by SpecialOh;
and jewish people dont eat beef so ur definitely not right on that 1
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11-16-2015, 12:17 AM
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^gotta ask yourself
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Diggy Splash vs Michael White
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11-16-2015, 12:49 AM
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Mr. Claypots 😎
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i was actually thinking about this battle today and how it's worthy of it's own topic. this is one of the GOAT.
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11-16-2015, 12:50 AM
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I shit you not Swave vs O Solo is one of my favourite battles ever
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11-16-2015, 12:50 AM
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kevin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Seanzo
Swave Sevah vs O-Solo isn't shitty.
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YOU'RE not shitty
wait
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11-16-2015, 12:57 AM
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We in here
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Originally Posted by Prelec
YOU'RE not shitty
wait
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You aren't shitty either, you mother pleaser!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pityposter
Its called battle rap, not battle skin.
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Originally Posted by Water Mage
Hell yeah, about to smoke some weed from my special gandalf replica pipe and watch this
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Originally Posted by SpecialOh;
and jewish people dont eat beef so ur definitely not right on that 1
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11-16-2015, 01:09 AM
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Antonyms and Synonyms
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Jimmy bodied this fool. Popular opinion says this battle is trash but I get the feeling that in the future people will finally come around and give Jimmy the respect he deserves for dropping such heat, similar to how Pedro got so many D riders out of nowhere
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11-16-2015, 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba Barz
Jimmy bodied this fool. Popular opinion says this battle is trash but I get the feeling that in the future people will finally come around and give Jimmy the respect he deserves for dropping such heat, similar to how Pedro got so many D riders out of nowhere
http://youtu.be/05bokIkO3y4 |
When the guy's rapping about how crowds gather 'round when he rhymes, but that one guy in the background walks away is forever golden.
Also, Yager Krenz (Haymaker) vs. Funeral Nick is a contender.
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11-16-2015, 02:11 AM
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@ mapleleaf has a bunch of great candidates for this if you really like older battles.
a personal favorite is loe pesci vs mischief. mischief has a lot of great quotes.
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11-16-2015, 06:27 AM
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petition for this to be a new emote
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i used to write about battle rap in ways no one else did (and might start doing it again soon)
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CIA does nit worry me , report me to the FDA and see what happens
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i just wrote 16 on the shitter what happened to real hip hop
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I'd watch cal battle a fucking Nintendo
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(neg me all you want i'm too big to fail now)
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11-16-2015, 07:07 AM
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Head Ice vs Tech 9
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11-16-2015, 07:42 AM
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Twinkie Madness
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Swave vs O-Solo is really really entertaining lol
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are u claiming black ice is hiding vital evidence from the kennedy assassination ?
cuz i have always suspected that
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11-16-2015, 07:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rtongsta
Head Ice vs Tech 9
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You the type to get nauseous off eggs!
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11-16-2015, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by peace
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This is like the happiest I've ever seen ganik or bishop in a battle. They're on their lush and plex split an ounce of mushrooms shit. And with good reason. However, how can this be the best shitty battle when it's already the best OAT?
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11-16-2015, 08:56 AM
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Mr. Articulate
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Call time after I say this.
Neither this or Solo vs Swave are shitty.
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11-16-2015, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by peace
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This is awesome. Tycoon Tax stole someone's chain!?
And Conspiracy's girlfriend looks surprisingly good
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11-16-2015, 10:41 AM
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Lil 8th Ave vs Revanon
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11-16-2015, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by iamHBY
When the guy's rapping about how crowds gather 'round when he rhymes, but that one guy in the background walks away is forever golden.
Also, Yager Krenz (Haymaker) vs. Funeral Nick is a contender.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV_IxiElmp0 |
LOL Yager bodied this man
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11-16-2015, 03:17 PM
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E-Ness vs DNA
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11-16-2015, 04:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Seanzo
Swave Sevah vs O-Solo isn't shitty.
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swave vs solo is def shitty but it's also a classic at the same time
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11-16-2015, 08:38 PM
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Mr. Claypots 😎
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idk if this counts, but this is one of the most satisfying bodybags of all time.
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11-16-2015, 10:27 PM
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Twinkie Madness
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Madness vs that crackhead in (NYC?)
"how you gonna rock headphones with no attachments"
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Originally Posted by uuuununnn
are u claiming black ice is hiding vital evidence from the kennedy assassination ?
cuz i have always suspected that
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11-17-2015, 12:39 AM
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Andy Milonakis and Dirt Nasty vs Frank Stacks and L Money
Ivory and ebony
You ain't italian, you lebanese
Your mom got no chin and 11 knees
she worked at papa's for 25 years and only made 11 g's
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11-17-2015, 01:05 AM
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Horrible old freestyle battle from NZ, from two drunk dudes in a league run by Devast8r.
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Spiced
Last edited by Emseed; 11-17-2015 at 01:09 AM.
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11-17-2015, 02:17 AM
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i can't get past the first round, but this is the best and worst shit ever.
'if you say something in this battle that i don't fucking like, then you and your family are coming for a ride out to the countryside'
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It's all subjective.
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No money.
Just Cheese and glory.
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11-17-2015, 03:46 AM
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Mr. Claypots 😎
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omg, how can i forget this gem? this is one of the contenders for the GOAT.
i think snipes might be the first in the history of battle rap to not say a rhyming couplet until the third round.
Last edited by peace; 11-17-2015 at 03:48 AM.
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11-17-2015, 03:50 AM
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Who you callin pinhead?
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lmaooo this is goat
How the fuck I've never seen this
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11-17-2015, 04:55 AM
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yagerbomb's battle
looooooooooooooooool
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11-17-2015, 05:08 AM
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Quote:
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yagerbomb's battle
looooooooooooooooool
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"You're losing to Funeral Nick!"
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11-17-2015, 05:16 AM
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Snipes' bars are so real, they don't gotta rhyme.
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