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Old 03-21-2017, 03:26 AM   #1
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Make the worst possible Blackout card

K we now all of the announcements for Blackout, so let's see what horrible card people can come up with. I'll include the announcements to make it easier:

Main Event #1: Rone vs Head I.C.E. *Title Match*
Announcement #2 - Gjonaj
Announcement #3 - A. Ward
Announcement #4 - Swave Sevah
Announcement #5 - Pass
Announcement #6 - Yung Ill
Announcement #7 - Krome
Announcement #8 - Cortez
Announcement #9 - Loso
Announcement #10 - Aye Verb
Announcement #11 - Shotti P
Announcement #12 - Carter Deems
Announcement #13 - Marv Won
Announcement #14 - Jimz
Announcement #15 - Ness Lee
Announcement #16 - Chilla Jones
Announcement #17 - Chedda Cheese
Announcement #18 - Charron
Announcement #19 - Esem
Announcement #20 - Bonnie Godiva
Announcement #21 - Pnut
Announcement #22 - Aftershock
Announcement #23 - DNA
Announcement #24 - Quest MCody
Announcement #25 - Caustic
Announcement #26 - JeFFrey
Announcement #27 - Daylyt
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Hell yeah, about to smoke some weed from my special gandalf replica pipe and watch this
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Old 03-21-2017, 03:49 AM   #2
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Rone vs Head ICE - MAIN EVENT
Ness Lee vs JeFFrey
Daylyt vs Bonnie Godiva
Jimz vs DNA
Aftershock vs Swave Sevah
Aye Verb vs Quest Mcody
Caustic vs Chedda Cheese
Loso vs Cortez *DEPORTATION ANTI TRUMP BATTLE*
Pass vs Shotti P
Pnut vs Marvwon
Esem vs Chilla Jones
Gjonaj vs Krome
A Ward vs Carter Deems
Charron vs Yung Ill
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Old 03-21-2017, 05:10 AM   #3
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Old 03-21-2017, 05:57 AM   #4
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Main Event #1: Rone vs Head I.C.E. *Title Match*
Aye Verb vs. Charron
Chilla Jones vs. Chedda Cheese
Gjonaj vs. Carter Deems
A. Ward vs. Quest McCody
Swave Sevah vs. Caustic
Pass vs. Krome
Yung Ill vs. Esem
Loso vs. Jimz
Shotti P vs. Ness Lee
Marv Won vs. P Nut
Bonnie Godiva vs. Jeffrey
Aftershock vs. DNA
Cortez vs. Daylyt (Daylyt does something to ensure the battle is vaulted)
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Old 03-21-2017, 06:05 AM   #5
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I gaurentee Bonnie v Caustic goes down and it will be as bad as it sounds
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Old 03-21-2017, 06:11 AM   #6
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I gaurentee Bonnie v Caustic goes down and it will be as bad as it sounds
The Toronto crowd will make it look even more cringeworthy than Bonnie/Charron.
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Old 03-21-2017, 06:18 AM   #7
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I gaurentee Bonnie v Caustic goes down and it will be as bad as it sounds
The odds of a bearded youth unironically announcing Caustic as "THE WHORE KILLER haha" after the battle are staggering
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Old 03-21-2017, 06:49 AM   #8
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Bonnie:
caustic, you are the absolute worst type,
want to be black without the birth right
punch you in your face and get white boy in a real fight
but with that nose I'd be afraid of a bird bite


Caustic:
whaddup you crispy bitch?!
*crowd goes mild*
lemme guess hoe...you blast heat?
oh oh oh I'm supposed to believe you grasp heat?
we all know the only reason you are on stage is your ass cheeks
im just sayin, I mean ass cheeks? THOSE ARE ASH CHEEKS

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HOLY FUCK HE KILLLED THAT BLACK BITCH!!! DROPPED A 30 ON HER!!! CAREER ENDER IS BACK SLAYIN BITCHES!!!
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Old 03-21-2017, 11:11 AM   #9
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Gjonaj vs. Carter Deems
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Old 03-21-2017, 11:18 AM   #10
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Main Event #1: Rone vs Head I.C.E. *Title Match*
Gjonaj vs. Carter Deems
I love this, Gjonaj being deadly serious vs the carter deems satire show would entertain me and ultimately lead to gnonaj being 3-0d
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Old 03-21-2017, 12:23 PM   #11
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I'm having a hard time even thinking of like 2 good matches tbh.
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Old 03-21-2017, 01:10 PM   #12
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Sad part is that some of you guys joke predictions are probably right.

I see Jimz vs. DNA being a thing.
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Old 03-21-2017, 01:27 PM   #13
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Kotd will do a better job of it.
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Old 03-21-2017, 01:33 PM   #14
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Kotd will do a better job of it.
Yeah KOTD has managed to make Blackouts with overwhelmingly good announcements have bad matchups. Can't wait to see what they can put together here.

I'm starting to think Organik just spun his rolodex around 26 times then put those names in a hat to draw matchups. Nah who am I kidding, he used Kingflys rolodex based on this list.
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Old 03-21-2017, 01:44 PM   #15
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guarantee they have ayeverb vs charron as the shitty co-main event

excited to see loso and jimz tho. praying for good matchups.
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Rone vs ICE is a great start to a card of mismatches tbr

Chilla vs Caustic

Jimz vs Charron

Ness Lee vs DNA

Swave vs Aftershock

Verb vs Pnut

Quest vs Carter Deems

That's enough for me...
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Old 03-21-2017, 03:23 PM   #17
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damn, Swave is actually a battle that I'd like to do....
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Old 03-21-2017, 05:37 PM   #18
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damn, Swave is actually a battle that I'd like to do....
Nobody should ever wanna battle Swave, man...
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This will be the worst card in blackout history.
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Is this inferring that all battlers have been announced???
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Old 03-22-2017, 01:27 PM   #21
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all we need now is a DJ and beatbox battle
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Is this inferring that all battlers have been announced???
Mario Garcia 13 hours ago
cmon guys these last few announcements need to be dizaster Iron solomon Bdot Pat stay geech gotti

> King Of The Dot Entertainment 12 hours ago
> cards announced.
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Mulatto nailed it with the first one lol
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Gjonaj vs. Carter Deems
Hahahaha this would be amazing. Gjonaj would get heavily bodied.
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Main Event #1: Rone vs Head I.C.E. *Title Match*
Aye Verb vs. Charron
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Aye Verb vs. Charron
Fuck you Illipsis...kingfly or ganik must've saw this
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Sorry guys

Now's probably not a great time to tell you that I posted the actual card
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Old 03-23-2017, 10:29 PM   #29
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@Seanzo you cant just make the thread and then not do the work breh
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