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Old 07-04-2015, 07:47 PM   #41
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@Seanzo can you confirm or deny that lizman is Clarke? The weird style but clearly greater style of writing and the instant beef with seanzo has me suspicious.
lizman is an OG from otbva... clarke is over there causing a rukus doe
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You. Already. Voted.
I don't think you read what I said.

You. Don't. Comprehend. What. Others. Are. Saying. You. May. Have. Aspergers.
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Old 07-04-2015, 08:36 PM   #46
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@Seanzo can you confirm or deny that lizman is Clarke? The weird style but clearly greater style of writing and the instant beef with seanzo has me suspicious.
Deny unfortunately.
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Hey this is lizman and welcome to pimp my writes

where we take your regular and acceptable style of writing and just throw it away and replace it with the most swaggy writing style in the world, inspired by famous artists:

Pitbull: The More Capitals, The better. We Need Those Things In Our Verses, It's My Thing!!

Jay-Z: Double Entendres. We/wee need to/two/too make sure/shore those/dose double meanings are/r in that verse

Lil' Wayne: one important thing which is important to my heart means is we need to assure reading be not possible if people be read the verses


Here is a great example of what we do at pimp my writes

[[Perfectly Flown To Bangin Slamin Jam By Dj Premier]]
He's Nihilist, Ic, Liz'll Lift His Lisp Slips
Lyth'll Let This Kid Live? Liz A Lil Lilith Myth
This Is Diptych, Flicks'll Get This Pic/Pig Slit
It's A Body That Tore So/Torso, Liz' Spit Hit Him Midriff


[[Perfectly Flown To It's All Real By Dj Premier]]
He's Way Trash, He Literally Belongs In The Litter Ally Belongs, I'll/Aisle,
Get Mynahs/Minors For Delivering Birds To Off Springs, Child
My Formula Won, Danica's Wield, This G SM, Seneca Seals
Left White Red, Blue/Blew Steel On The Block, Cap 'Merica Shields


[[Perfectly Flown To Every Beat Ever]]
Man He's Lame, He's Lacking Force/Fours To Heal/Heel 'N' Tense His Strains
At This Rate? Kick Back Rounds To Serve 90's MPH/, Am PH (R.I.P)
Batting Base, You're 'Bout To Get Winded Behind Screens, Empty/MT Cage
Or Nintend' In-Games, Point To You For Accurate Barrel Rolls, Gatling Range


[[Perfectly Flown To No Beat Ever]]
It's Apparent/A Parent You Ain't A Pollock/Apollo'ck, Give Art A Miss/Artemis To Zeus, Leto
Choose Echo, Oread/Or Read The Beam To Your Disk For/Four The Cow/Cal That U F Owe/UFO
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I'm Not Necessarily Sure What You Are Trying To Convey To Me, Riffic?

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I'm Not Necessarily Sure What You Are Trying To Convey To Me, Riffic?

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This is how I felt when I read that line

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Lizman's verse is basically incomprehensible, so, if that's what he's going for, he's really good at it. Mission accomplished. Telling us which beat to rap this unreadable mess to was pretty funny though. Interesting touch. Extra personality points.

But yeah, riffic easy. The fact that this battle happened at all is kinda confusing, but riffic's a mysterious fellow.
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Lizman's verse is basically incomprehensible, so, if that's what he's going for, he's really good at it. Mission accomplished. Telling us which beat to rap this unreadable mess to was pretty funny though. Interesting touch. Extra personality points.

But yeah, riffic easy. The fact that this battle happened at all is kinda confusing, but riffic's a mysterious fellow.
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This is how I felt when I read that line

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And You Fail To See The Bigger Picture In My Reply.

Isn't It Telling, Riffic?
Isn't It?
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That might be true ^

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And You Fail To See The Bigger Picture In My Reply.

Isn't It Telling, Riffic?
Isn't It?
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Isn't It Telling, Riffic?
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I'm giving my vote to Lizman, he's a fucking savant. His wordplay is superlative; every single line had multiple meanings that you philistines just can't decipher. Rather than admit that he is on an entirely different plateau than you all and try to learn from this man and step your own pengame up, you all choose to ostracize and mock him. Well everyone has their own cross too, bear. You're not common, but one day it will all make sense. He's a visionary.
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I'm giving my vote to Lizman, he's a fucking savant. His wordplay is superlative; every single line had multiple meanings that you philistines just can't decipher. Rather than admit that he is on an entirely different plateau than you all and try to learn from this man and step your own pengame up, you all choose to ostracize and mock him. Well everyone has their own cross too, bear. You're not common, but one day it will all make sense. He's a visionary.
Lol this nigga buggin/bug in/buckin/bar ken/barkin/bargain/b
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Maybe to the unenlightened, but once you pass through the PHYSICAL PLANE and onto the metaphysical plane of existence you move on past the plain existence and elevate yourself to the plane existence where we reside.
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It brings a tear to my eye that Lizman's unique style is finally getting the recognition it deserves. Imitation is the highest form of flattery good sir.
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I'm giving my vote to Lizman, he's a fucking savant. His wordplay is superlative; every single line had multiple meanings that you philistines just can't decipher. Rather than admit that he is on an entirely different plateau than you all and try to learn from this man and step your own pengame up, you all choose to ostracize and mock him. Well everyone has their own cross too, bear. You're not common, but one day it will all make sense. He's a visionary.
We about to philistine/fill a stein like Oktoberfest!!!
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I mean... I know it's hard to write text battles in a second language, but I didn't think that being creative was enough to overcome being badly executed. I had to force myself to read that first verse, man.
It read kinda like a tongue twister...

He's Nihilist, Ic, Liz'll Lift His Lisp Slips
Lyth'll Let This Kid Live? Liz A Lil Lilith Myth

kinda reminds me of

She Sells Sea Shells By The Sea Shore?

Except not coherent


But I guess we could say that it's not supposed to be 100% understood, and there's a mystic element to these words (not all of them are words, but bear with me). We can reference see no evil hear no evil speak no evil too: but there's 4 parts, so let's add think no evil

the first 4 "bars" are 'think no evil', because you can't understand what the fuck it means
the second 4 are 'speak no evil', because if you say the words out loud they don't cause harm
the third 4 are 'hear no evil', cuz the words sound cool but don't hurt
and the last 4 are 'see no evil' because I had already stopped reading by this point

However, I puzzled over what some of these lines were doing to my head, and I realized: they reminded me of Jackie Chan's uncle, spouting off random Chinese magic or whatever



Conclusion: riffic wins the battle, but Lizman is summoning demons to kill all of us
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I don't know what the fuck I just read, but riffic got my vote and Lizman got my respect. All of it.

But again I don't know what the fuck I just read.

If it was written in a way that made sense that Ender's Game bar would be amazing. Is Lizman a chick or as the name suggests, a man? It seems weird for a guy to call himself a lil Lilith myth. I could go line by line on all the things I'm confused about but bottom line Lizman is now in my top 5 most entertaining.
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I don't know what the fuck I just read, but riffic got my vote and Lizman got my respect. All of it.

But again I don't know what the fuck I just read.

If it was written in a way that made sense that Ender's Game bar would be amazing. Is Lizman a chick or as the name suggests, a man? It seems weird for a guy to call himself a lil Lilith myth. I could go line by line on all the things I'm confused about but bottom line Lizman is now in my top 5 most entertaining.
Lizman transcends these arbitrary gender social constructs man has and instead solely exists on the spiritual plane! I think we should elect this being for president.
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Lizman transcends these arbitrary gender social constructs man has and instead solely exists on the spiritual plane! I think we should elect this being for president.
Never seen a hype man that was so poetic and deep.

All I know is I want more Lizman battles. I'll battle Lizman if he's down, and use my wack leftovers for whoever I'm matched with in the tourney.
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Never seen a hype man that was so poetic and deep.

All I know is I want more Lizman battles. I'll battle Lizman if he's down, and use my wack leftovers for whoever I'm matched with in the tourney.
Sure @riffic may have won this battle but looks like @Lizman will win the war. Lets just hope Lizman's work gets the respect it deserves from the masses during his lifetime. It's a shame that there are those that want to silence him, but on the day of judgement that will be their cross to bare. Now that a few people here are waking up to Lizman's genius, if this battle was to go to a revote, then riffic the facist may not have the glory of a landslide.

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Old 07-05-2015, 07:08 PM   #73
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ayo how has Lizman a mainstage one off and @MFtastick and/or me and/or @FatManFromSpace have not? stupid motherfuckers.

@Seanzo I want me battle with @SIROB to be a main stage one off or else ill kill your sims family by putting them in the swimming pool outside and removing the ladder to get out of the pool so they will drown
Lmao nigga. This is gonna be tragic for you. I'm half way through my round
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Lmao nigga. This is gonna be tragic for you. I'm half way through my round
yeah whatever man ill start writing inna few hours
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Lizman wins the war because the guy that riffic beat in the semi-finals wants to battle the guy that riffic beat just now.

riffic stay losin'

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But That Won't Make Me Break Down The Verse For You.
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I'm giving my vote to Lizman, he's a fucking savant. His wordplay is superlative; every single line had multiple meanings that you philistines just can't decipher. Rather than admit that he is on an entirely different plateau than you all and try to learn from this man and step your own pengame up, you all choose to ostracize and mock him. Well everyone has their own cross too, bear. You're not common, but one day it will all make sense. He's a visionary.
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We about to philistine/fill a stein like Oktoberfest!!!
Hey @Lizman. Judge the bar!!!
Works As Wordplay.
Does Not Work Conceptually.
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I mean... I know it's hard to write text battles in a second language, but I didn't think that being creative was enough to overcome being badly executed. I had to force myself to read that first verse, man.
It read kinda like a tongue twister...

He's Nihilist, Ic, Liz'll Lift His Lisp Slips
Lyth'll Let This Kid Live? Liz A Lil Lilith Myth

kinda reminds me of

She Sells Sea Shells By The Sea Shore?

Except not coherent


But I guess we could say that it's not supposed to be 100% understood, and there's a mystic element to these words (not all of them are words, but bear with me). We can reference see no evil hear no evil speak no evil too: but there's 4 parts, so let's add think no evil

the first 4 "bars" are 'think no evil', because you can't understand what the fuck it means
the second 4 are 'speak no evil', because if you say the words out loud they don't cause harm
the third 4 are 'hear no evil', cuz the words sound cool but don't hurt
and the last 4 are 'see no evil' because I had already stopped reading by this point

However, I puzzled over what some of these lines were doing to my head, and I realized: they reminded me of Jackie Chan's uncle, spouting off random Chinese magic or whatever



Conclusion: riffic wins the battle, but Lizman is summoning demons to kill all of us
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I don't know what the fuck I just read, but riffic got my vote and Lizman got my respect. All of it.

But again I don't know what the fuck I just read.

If it was written in a way that made sense that Ender's Game bar would be amazing. Is Lizman a chick or as the name suggests, a man? It seems weird for a guy to call himself a lil Lilith myth. I could go line by line on all the things I'm confused about but bottom line Lizman is now in my top 5 most entertaining.
That Ender's Game Bar Is Great, Yes.
It's One Of The Two Bars In My Verse I Consider To Be On My Serious Level.

Since You Partly Understood One Of My Better Bars I Will Give You A Hint:
What Does A Lisp Have To Do With A Lilith Myth?
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