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07-30-2018, 02:52 AM
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Ness Lee vs. Sacha Baron Cohen l Bullpen Battles/Who Is America?
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07-30-2018, 03:33 AM
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07-30-2018, 07:51 AM
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shoots fair ones
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Wonderful. @ Seanzo got bodied.
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07-30-2018, 07:58 AM
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shoots fair ones
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@ Ness Lee get in here and explain yourself.
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07-30-2018, 08:02 AM
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Ness Lee wins for sure, not because he can actually rap, but because hopefully this will help his career skyrocket.
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07-30-2018, 10:05 AM
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Also Soul Kahn needs to be asking some questions about who in his circle gave his first round away to Baron Cohen.
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07-30-2018, 10:37 AM
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Big look for Ness Lee. Good shit
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07-30-2018, 10:49 AM
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Ye good looks for Ness Lee cos this show is getting mad viewer numbers at the moment, the last episode was incredible for all sorts of reasons.
This clip was terrible, but still.
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07-30-2018, 11:24 AM
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A bump bump bump
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Corny. Sacha been unfunny since Ali G.
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07-30-2018, 10:52 PM
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nah I think this new show has been hilarious but this is garbage
oh look a old jewish guy infiltrated something designed for black gangsters. shit like this or "nerdy uber driver raps" is super played out
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07-30-2018, 10:53 PM
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Drink8cokesAday
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dope for ness though. its a lot of people watching even if it sucks lol
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07-31-2018, 04:04 AM
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Funny concept but the execution wasn't so great. It was like a Carter Deems battle if he was less funny and didn't rhyme. I was expecting SBC to be very offensive but he obviously took the complete opposite approach. I think he had a microphallus rebuttal lol
Ness deserves way more credit so hopefully this will boost his stock a bit
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07-31-2018, 04:51 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by D Tibbs
Funny concept but the execution wasn't so great. It was like a Carter Deems battle if he was less funny and didn't rhyme. I was expecting SBC to be very offensive but he obviously took the complete opposite approach. I think he had a microphallus rebuttal lol
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I think he didn't realize what type of opponent Ness would be. SBC clearly wanted a Hitman-type spitting non-stop gun bars or a Uno Lavoz/ Zain Azrai type spitting 3 rounds of fuck your girl/ sexually assault your mother. What SBC didn't realize is that Ness isn't that type of rapper. Instead Ness strategized it well with witty bars about White Privilege and freestyling off SBC. By the end the joke was clearly not on Ness and that is basically all you can hope for whenever you get trolled by SBC.
I only wish that SBC had got Daylyt and we could have seen the ultimate troll-off, lol.
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07-31-2018, 06:08 PM
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im ashamed of my large phallus, b
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08-01-2018, 03:02 AM
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Ness has always been hilarious. Siced for this shit.
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08-01-2018, 08:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Emancee
Ness Lee wins for sure, not because he can actually rap, but because hopefully this will help his career skyrocket.
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You must be a n00bie boobie to think that this will do that
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08-01-2018, 03:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by all day
nah i think this new show has been hilarious but this is garbage
oh look a old jewish guy infiltrated something designed for black gangsters. Shit like this or "nerdy uber driver raps" is super played out
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white guy crip walks in the hood (i almost died!)
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08-03-2018, 09:02 AM
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Whiskey for breakfast.
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This is awesome. @ Ness Lee give us updates on this shit homie!
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08-04-2018, 03:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by All Day
dope for ness though. its a lot of people watching even if it sucks lol
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but don't you think of all the bits in the show, it shows the battle audience understand the ridiculousness of it - they're the smartest fuckers on the whole shitshow by a distance
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08-04-2018, 03:26 PM
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Quote:
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im ashamed of my large phallus, b
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amen brother it's a struggle erryday
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08-06-2018, 10:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuntoffs are Jumps
but don't you think of all the bits in the show, it shows the battle audience understand the ridiculousness of it - they're the smartest fuckers on the whole shitshow by a distance
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yea i guess thats true! I bet they were looking for a more angry reaction but they sterotyped ness and the crowd wrong lol
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08-07-2018, 02:45 AM
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Borat vs borat
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08-08-2018, 12:09 AM
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Quote:
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Borat vs borat
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Well played.
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10-13-2018, 03:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AdarOne
@ Ness Lee get in here and explain yourself.
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Lol i got kilt. Whatchu want
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10-13-2018, 03:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGodOfPez
This is awesome. @ Ness Lee give us updates on this shit homie!
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It was a funny experience. I never thought it was coming out. I just thought it was some college kids shooting a pilot for Showtime. They told me a college professor wanted to experience the urban life and paid me decently to battle. I didn't know it was Borat until like a week before the show aired
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